I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore)

Name: I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore)
Brand: Random House Books for Young Readers
SKU: 9780593903162
Price: 23.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Biographical Note:
Darcy Miller is the author of several children's books, including Roll and Margot and Mateo Save the World. Her Strangeville School series has appeared on multiple state awards lists and been praised by Kirkus Reviews as "wonderfully weird and extremely entertaining." I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore) is Darcy's first novel for teens. She lives in Wisconsin with her two children, her librarian husband, and way too many pets.

Review Quotes:
"A bustling blend of supernatural adventure and romantic tension keep the stakes high across a quick-moving plot. It's a frothy, fang-filled romp that will entice vampire fans." -- Publishers Weekly

"Action-packed and character-driven, this is an offbeat supernatural vengeance story filled with witty banter by likable, quirky characters." -- School Library Journal

"A well-balanced mix of darkness and humor (and plenty of dark humor too) set a breezy pace through this utterly enjoyable take on vampire mythology." -- Booklist

Publisher Marketing:
Being a teenager bites--literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Sink your teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut from an award-winning author.

Her past is back for blood.

My goals for senior year were simple:

Find a prom dress I don't hate
Spend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even more amazing best friend Sarita)
Maybe try not to flunk history class

My plans did NOT include:

Babysitting a newborn vampire--who also happens to be Max's annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy Ezra
Fighting off my ex-boyfriend--who did I mention is immortal?
And generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem

Turning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, nothing has been normal. What's worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks.

Award-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes.

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