{"product_id":"9798986102405","title":"Emmett the Sexually Frustrated Pig","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen a naïve pig's sexual frustration becomes too much to bear, he sets off from the farm in search of anyone who can help. With no standards, Emmett soon learns that wooing a partner into a roll in the mud is not so simple.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher Marketing\u003c\/strong\u003e: \"I have a concern that your book may not be a good testimony of your life\" -My Mother Publisher Marketing : Emmett is frustrated. When a naïve pig's sexual frustration becomes too much to bear, he sets off from the farm in search of someone, anyone who can help. With no standards and even fewer scruples, Emmett soon learns that wooing a partner into a roll in the mud is not so simple. If you found yourself thinking Are You My Mother? needed more hot barnyard animal on animal action, then you have problems, and this book is for you! Contributor Bio: Daugherty, David David Daugherty writes with a focus on humor for adults that continues to shock and horrify his mother.David lives in the Metro Atlanta, Georgia area with his increasingly exasperated wife and two highly-trained attack cats. He likes to spend his free time cooking, hiking, and finding inventive new ways to destroy cherished childhood memories.David has been interested in humor and the written word his entire life. He was first published at the age of 13 in the Anthology of Poetry by Young Americans 2003 edition. David has received a Bachelor of Arts degree in Writing and Linguistics from Georgia Southern University. Their lapse in judgment will forever be his triumph. Contributor Bio: Trinidad, Melissa Melissa Trinidad graduated from the Savannah College of Art and Design, so she's starting to think she might be a decent artist. She lives in Rochester, NY, with her family and pets, all of who are very silly. Her favorite form of art is starting off with a dark surface and adding light and color, because she spent many, many years etching on tombstones for cemeteries all over the United States.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormat:\u003c\/strong\u003e Paperback | \u003cstrong\u003ePages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 46 | \u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2022-04-19\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"David Daugherty","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46477572309123,"sku":"9798986102405","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0564\/6830\/8099\/files\/9798986102405.jpg?v=1770295737","url":"https:\/\/sebink.com\/products\/9798986102405","provider":"Sebink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}