The Hair Snatchers!

BENNIE is a black-&-white golden retriever & basset hound mix. He expounds on baths, man boobs, & excessive hair. He doesn't care for parks or picnics & doesn't understand why leftovers exist. He loves talking with his people.

Publisher Marketing: "I want to be like Bennie when I grow up." --Iko, pound puppy of undetermined breeds "Sometimes I drool for no apparent reason." --Herzog, extra-hairy spinone Italiano floof dog "I sorry Bennie so short. It makes him a problems." --Pelican, super-furry doggo and award-winning co-author of Conversations with Pelican Publisher Marketing : Bennie's back! He's short and hairy and lovable. He's everybody's favorite black-and-white golden retriever on basset hound legs! In THE HAIR SNATCHERS ! Bennie comes clean about his struggles with his body and his massive quantity of hair. Volume 4 of Conversations with Bennie is as funny as ever, because Bennie is still the world's most curious dog. Baths are the bane of his existence, and he refuses to be tricked by the suggestion that brushing a dog is no different than petting a dog. He's a finicky canine who sees no good reason to go on a picnic or to a park, and he can't imagine why leftovers would ever exist! He learns he has something in common with whirling dervishes and hopes to meet one someday, along with Mother Nature. Sneezes, sleep, brains, dirt, cows, and other minutiae of life fall prey to his inquiries, and he even manages to ask his first trick question! He worries he might be developing man boobs and considers how he might manage them. He continues to struggle with metaphors and had to learn the hard way what it means to get one's clock cleaned. He has his own unique take on the vet and groomers. THE HAIR SNATCHERS ! is a great read at any age. Don't miss the reviews at the beginning, where Bennie's friends give us their opinions about his side gig as an author! Contributor Bio: Tyler, Cheryl Cheryl M Tyler is a full-time writer living in Texas with her family of dogs. She writes humorous stories about her dogs Bennie and Pelican. She is a retired physician and has fostered over 200 dogs over the past 20 years. She has a special interest in pregnant and nursing moms and puppies, including orphaned pups. She knows for a fact some dogs can talk and they have a great deal to say about life, if only we listen.

Format: Paperback | Pages: 136 | Publication Date: 2021-12-21