{"product_id":"9781955342070","title":"You Don't Know Anything Because You're a F*cking Two-Year-Old","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou Don't Know Anything Because You're A F*cking Two-Year Old is an adult children's book that won't put you the f*ck to sleep. It is inspired by tales told to Barely Functioning Slacker by her childhood friends.It's no grapes of wrath, but at least it's not a book that consists of nothing but shit.It's also a hell of a lot better than a philosophy book. Let's be honest - it would be more pleasant to dip your privates in honey and let pooh bear go to town on you than to read a philosophy book.Seriously - it would be less painful to get eaten out by a shark while menstruating than to read or listen to some insufferable pompous ponce drone on and on about ethics. So yeah, You Don't Know Anything Because You're A F*cking Two-Year Old isn't that bad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormat:\u003c\/strong\u003e Paperback | \u003cstrong\u003ePages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 28 | \u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2022-04-01\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Barely Functioning Press","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46477549207683,"sku":"9781955342070","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0564\/6830\/8099\/files\/9781955342070.jpg?v=1770295458","url":"https:\/\/sebink.com\/products\/9781955342070","provider":"Sebink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}